New nickname for Mr P.Layah / Chocolate Bear

I was thinking, I got a couple of nicknames which are good for gaining respect from gangsta peers and rival crews, merely from hearing the name, but I think I need a new, smoother nickname, when being referred to in front of a lady, or maybe a respectable person, such as the mayors Cardiff/NYC (who by the way is in our pocket now)

Anyway, long story short, I commissioned KISS to perform a song in honour of my new nickname

In case someone is suffering from a bout of rock 'n' roll pneumonia...